Wednesday, 11 February 2015

VALENTINES specialities....

It is that month of the year when  roses become a little bit pricey and love is all we get to hear about. With love, come sex and with sex, comes the unplanned pregnancies! But before we get to know what is in store for us, let's talk about sex.

Sex is healthy, sex and love go hand in hand, Sex, just like love, requires commitment. I am not talking about the one night stands, i am talking about sex between two people who are settled in a relationship. Any kind of sexual experience is termed good for couples, but how about taking it a notch higher especially this Valentine's?
internet sources

With my little knowledge, let's see if you are making any effort for this coming Valentines and the more sexual activities to come. I am sure you have had your share of the accounts about sex in the kitchen, sex in the sitting rooms, quickies in the car name it. How far do you go with your hotel visit together? Was it that sex you had at the hotel balcony where you leaned over the balcony through the sheer window curtains as if enjoying the kaleidoscope, gazing at the unsuspecting people by the hotel pool/bar while your man was behind you, behind the sheer curtains doing his magic? Ever tried sexual role play?Where you and your partner acts out roles as a form of foreplay? There are so many roles to play and you can even create your own! You can play your two favorite characters from your favorite soap opera, or famous movie star and the adoring fan, or recreating a scene from your dating days? You have a stripper pole? Fantastic! You can play stripper and client.

internet sources

It is also very important to glam your boudoir since this is the place where most of your sex is likely to happen. You need to make it look like what it is..a sex haven. Start by getting rid of all that clutter in your bedroom and invest in some good quality satin bed-sheets, One or two mirrors and dimmer lights to compliment the mirrors that will give you that shadowy glimpse of your action' from different angles. Ditch that 'kulipa ushuru ni kujitegemea' T-shirt and make an effort to get yourself some sexy good-looking lingerie[nude is also okay] and bring out the sex goddess that you are. I know us women have some parts of our bodies that we are not comfortable with, But this is not the time to fret about that. It is time to concentrate on giving and receiving pleasure.

internet sources


This valentines or anytime your relationship needs a boost, I would suggest you also Find room by your bedside where you can place a CD player with songs that you can use to complement your sex. Scented candles, mints to suck on before giving him an oral transaction' and whip cream and cherries for crowning all your favorite parts of partner's body and vice versa.  You have the whole night plus keshoe itakuwa Sunday[the following day will be Sunday]



This valentine's, feel free to express your love to  your partner and create new experiences to your sex life.




Wednesday, 4 February 2015

25 THINGS I HAVE LEARNED IN MY 20'S

Just celebrated my birthday the other day (3rd of February) and this time decided to go 'hush hush' and held no bash for it. Instead, after my evening CopyrightX class [which is a topic for another day] I ignored all those coffee/Cocktails invites and headed straight home. I served some food that was not all junk, poured myself a glass of sweet white wine and a bar of chocolate and I went down memory lane, contemplating about this so called life. I am not saying I am done learning, like most of us I still have a lot to learn, but so far this is what life has taught me.


1.  IT'S OKAY TO GROW APART WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND ACQUAINTANCES . It is really difficult to predict which friend will stick with you and which won't. There are those friends who when you go away for along time it feels like nothing has changed..and those that when you come back it feels like everything has changed. Its part of life, I embrace it.

picture by Paul Munene


2.  TO BE MY TOP PRIORITY without putting anyone down. To always put my wishes/needs first, nourish my own soul, understand the value of my own happiness and how it affects every aspect of my life. 

Picture by Winyo


3.  TIME IS INDEED AND TRULY MY BEST ASSET...Money/Possessions come and go, time just goes.......


4.  ITS OKAY TO FAIL. Even the greatest people of the world have experienced failure. Its how I handle those failures and how quickly I pick myself up that really matters.


5.  NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE ME. Which I find a 1000% okay because 1. It impossible to like everybody and 2. I too do have a bunch of people that I don't like'.



 6.  ITS OKAY TO BE WHO I AM and not have it figured out. Pressure has and will always be there from those in my life expecting me to know exactly what I am doing in life. The truth is that there are no rules that say you have to have it all figured out at a certain age and I know I am not alone because I feel most people are just working off  of their best guesses.

Picture by Makadem


7.  NO ONE GIVES A S#$@T ABOUT ME. This might seem and sound like a bad thing but its actually true. When most people ask 'how have you been?, they don't  necessarily mean to get a breakdown of your problems. Just say 'am fine' and move on with life.

8.  I DON'T GET TO EAT WHATEVER I WANT because losing weight is exponentially hard than gaining it. (to me)

9.  PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WILL DISAPPOINT ME and I learned to rely on myself. I can actually do a lot of things by myself.

10. HATERS GONNA HATE AND AIN'T US WILL REMAIN AIN'T US (try saying this with an English accent,, My point exactly)



 11. TO ALWAYS TRUST MY INSTINCT ... if something is too good to be true, it probably isn't.


12. THE BENEFITS OF WORKING OUT.. It not only helps me to clears my mind, relax and meet new people but it also helps me stretch muscles, fight unforeseen ailments and most importantly, stay in shape.



H&M picture


13. THE COMPANY DOES NOT LOVE ME. It does not have a heart, I am replaceable the reason why I should always have my parachute ready.Toxic Work Places

14. TO LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF ETERNITY. I am a true believer of  the Holy Trinity and that there is nothing on this earth that can compare with the eternal joy of heaven.
He Is My Ideal Man

15. FAMILY IS VERY IMPORTANT.Friends/acquaintances come and go but my family has always been here with me. They've got my back.

16. I AM NOT MY JOB, I am not my bank roll and neither am I my possessions.

17. CHEAP IS NOT ALWAYS EXPENSIVE. I no longer take money for granted because I know how hard it is to earn it. Right now I know the importance of getting good bargains and shopping for less.Money Problems

18. THE POWER OF COMPLIMENT. Giving appropriate compliment to those who truly deserve them even if I don't know them. Nothing brightens a persons day more. I like to think we are all a little better off when someone has a reason to smile.  

19. LESS IS MORE. 

20. I AM WHAT I EAT. That Junk food is really junk and home cooked meals are the best.




21.  HUMILITY. Never to look down on others just because they are not blessed with the same things as me.

22. LOVE IS A COMMITMENT, it hurts but not as much as not loving.


picture;internet sources


23. TO STOP COMPLAINING. I either change the situation, change my perception or learn how to deal with a situation.

24. TO ALWAYS SET REALISTIC GOALS based on my strengths. Most disappointments in life come from unmet expectations.

25. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. 


NyaKenya Wairimu.

Friday, 30 January 2015

DEAD BEAT CHRISTIANS, PREACH ON Rev KATHY KIUNA

  • Bendera hufuata upepo,
  • Ukitaka cha mvunguni sharti uiname,
  • Fuata nyuki ule asali,
  • Cia korire Wacu mugunda,
  • 'Aliye juu mfuate'

picture from web source

 I can go on with this list. Women are very complicated and they need all the help in their search for their 'ideal men'. Generally [and unsurprisingly] speaking,  men place more value on beauty while women go deeper to social status, access to financial resources being on top of the list.  Where to get this ideal man is a topic that is not new to most of us.

Sooo, why is this now a big issue..? Is it because its a Reverend  allegedly talking about it or is it just Kenyans being Kenyans? I want to believe that the criticism is coming from the men of the area she mentioned because of the fear of the possible dry spell should the girls follow the good Reverend's alleged advice. And we know girls from this area really turn up.

funny zone.org picture

Then the Reverend's thoughts on "poor people," I am of the opinion that its not good to divide worshipers in those two tribes (The Haves and The Have Nots) which are evident all over Kenya. A church is a place you to, to get solace, or at least it's supposed to be. It's even written that where people gather in His name there shall He be, so we #turnup to get the spiritual feeding. BUT, some of us have forgotten our responsibilities as Christians. The men of God are our responsibility. Tithing is our responsibility and we all know The Good Book says that someone who does not tithe is  a thief! So why should we have thieves in church?

My Take

It is wrong as Christians to give na shingo upande. You tithe/give offerings/plant seeds then next when you see the man of God with some new "something," you go like "There goes my tithe, If it weren't for me, he wouldn't be driving that car" and bile builds on. Its very simple,  Give without remembering, Receive without forgetting and next time you go to church, be responsible: TOA SADAKA!

NyaKenya Wairimu


Wednesday, 21 January 2015

CHRISTMAS IN CENTRAL KENYA

Happy New Year, people! It is still right and on time to wish you a happy new year, right? Anyway,  I do hope that y'all enjoyed your holiday/safaris and that you are back to your respective jobs in one piece. As for those who didn't travel, thank you for keeping watch of our city homes/houses/rooms and I hope your neighbors brought you some good something from their trips so that you don't feel left out on the ndumas (arrow-roots), nduramuthis (plums), mitungos (boiled corns)  and all that is found upcountry and is expensive in the city...well, if they didn't,,,, don't worry maybe next time they will... Myself I didn't bring something for every of my neighbors but I did bring some corns and plums(that I actually bought in town) for our young caretaker, you know just to remain in his good books this year and have my water pumped anytime of the day and night, .(wink)



Well, as hinted above and as it is the norm in December I also did do some travelling and this didn't come without drama. We got stuck on Thika Road traffic for hours and didn't arrive at my village until midnight -- a journey that normally takes three and a half hours on a normal day, that day on [24th] it took us 9 straight hours!!! I mean, how far is Kangema from Nairobi?. We arrived just in time for my grandmas favorite;  'Murekio'( happens on Christmas eve where villagers go knocking on doors, sing Christmas Carols and then getting some kind of offering to be taken to the respective church on Christmas day) yes or something like that. Since time immemorial on Christmas eve we would always finish up with the eating, kitchen work and all of us gather at the sitting area singing and telling stories, waiting on murekio and the clock to strike 00:00, shout out  'gakenge nigaciarwo' in jubilation and continue with the gakenge songs until we got knocked off on our seats the last one calling everyone to go to their beds.
Its Murekio time.  My village is very cold at night
you need more than a Maasai blanket.

This time I couldn't help but notice that the fun about murekio is long gone out of my fellow villagers minds...Where did murekio go? when I asked around I was told it was because of the obvious reasons; insecurity and thuggery. The young villagers would hide in the dark 'turenjis' (foot paths) and take all the offerings collected that night while others pretend they were there for the singing but hid themselves in the back stealing chickens and the rabbits. Very sad! that's what I used to look forward to! It was actually the climax of Christmas to me! What made me know that Christmas was finally here after the numerous chapo aromas from most kitchens in the village and the huge families like ours doing the mbuzi choma because buying meat from the butcher would never be enough for all of us. The going round to each and every doorstep in village singing Christmas Kikuyu songs, collecting offerings from the house owners and particularly this neighbor who used to give chapo was so much fun so sad that insecurity has escaped with that one...


So Christmas is gone and still in the village with my now all grown up nephew. We decided for the old time's sake, to go down the hill to cut some pine trees for firewood purposes (y'all cutting down a tree in my village is a huge process which includes the chief checking you have planted 2 trees after cutting down 1) and we thought it would be fun carrying the stumps uphill since it was out of our willingness unlike the old days when it was put in your day 'to do list'. With my countless martial arts, yoga and zumba classes, I knew it was going to be an easy task but let me tell you, it was not what I expected, the stumps were so heavy on my back , I felt like I didn't have my neck anymore and I literally sunk in the ground with every step I made, and in every step I made I thought through the idea of carrying the stumps again and I knew I was not going to happen because my back was aching like crazy. I must say I was ashamed on my getting tired that easily and if there is a resolution I did make was to take my classes seriously this year. So no more missing on my sessions Monday=martial arts class, Wednesday Zumba and martial arts classes , Thursday=yoga  and Saturday martial art. Am literally killing myself this year and hopefully the results next Christmas holiday.




Even with all that mishap, I still think upcountry is the true definition of beauty,fresh air and real relaxation (at least mine is) waking up to the mowing of the cows roaster crows and the birds singing is always very refreshing!  The smell of the dung whenever I accompany granny to milk the cows, feeding the chicken, collecting eggs, sipping my cup of  true tea (black tea) that I back in the days helped to pick from my grandparents shamba and the fresh bites on the ndumas (arrowroot) that my grandma is so popular for among my relatives. Back in the days that used to be followed by taking the basket and going to pick tea in our tea plantation for 8-9 hours almost none stop. But these days someone else helps us do that and thank heavens for the abundant rainfall and the knowledge of storing water,  my grandma can now get water right there at home. Otherwise the fetching of water from our stream down the hill was not something to look forward to.














NyaKenya Wairimu














Monday, 8 December 2014

MY DRESS MY CHOICE~LIES WE TELL

Truth be told, most of us ladies we have that piece of cloth that can be a skirt or that essential little black dress that when we were buying them, they looked long enough and when we are trying them out in our dressing rooms, they look okay and comfortable. Then we put on our high heels(you all know that high heels makes a dress appear even more shorter..right?) walking around the house picking this picking that on our way out hurriedly then shoot...when we start walking on our paths to the main road you realize that the skirt is going up with every step you make..and of course that's not the length you wanted for the day and so you walk few meters, pull it down , few meters pull it down all the way to wherever you were going to and poor you if you meet up with our frustrated uniformed stripping gangs or goons if you may.




Some of you might consider this as a topic that has been overtaken by time because its in our nature to make a lot of noise about things then all of a sudden forget about them like they didn't even happen. After a series of remorseless stripping attacks made to our aunties, cousins sisters right, left and center by our men, the women took it to the streets causing traffic mayhem to protest with a very confused, lost and over blown slogan 'My dress my choice' making it even worse was their dress code..They dressed in all sort of decent clothing as if the ladies being stripped were in the long dresses, tights and jeans! I mean I have seen women protest in Malawi, Nigeria, Gabon, South Africa and Uganda to mention but a few.

what they wore,

Picture taken from Daily Nation

What I expected them to wear.



They carried to the streets all sort of placards but this one caught my eyes.

picture courtesy of  abc.net.au
Because instead of protesting in a dignified manner, this is how our sisters and cousins behaved in the streets...
picture curtesy of News-Kenya.com


picture curtesy of  Daily Nation

Lets be honest, we cannot continue justifying our tiny dresses in the name of 'even our mothers and grandmothers wore minis in the 60s 70s and 80s and no one stripped them' because we all know that since then the world has drastically changed, so have we and our mannerisms as well! What we have been exposed to today is in no way near to what they were exposed to . We have the internet, TV and even our radios advising us on how to dress in our bedrooms, how to dress for night out with the girls, first dates etc etc. We are therefore totally responsible for the choices we make in our lives. Your dress your choice yes, but whatever happens there after blame it solely on you. Ladies, we share this world with other people so lets dress decently and lets be dignified with our mode of dressing. 

Or if you insist, when you want to dress in this short dresses/skirts, use private means of transport that is your car, taxi or avoid areas where majority of the frustrated jobless girlfriend-less Kenyan men cruise.


Moral of the story, if you decide to do something, do it and make it big. Good examples are from our neighbors;

In Malawi


In South Africa


 In Uganda
Picture courtesy of Monitor.co.ug


In Gabon
picture courtesy of bbc.co.uk 


Nyakenya Wairimu


Monday, 24 November 2014

MONDAY BLUES??~ Yes Lord!



There is time and place for everything and everyone. I am not going to force anything that is not fitting in my life. Am a work in progress and just like everyone else i have my moments where i ignore calls and texts, log off Facebook chat.I tell people i am tired but in reality am just feeling down. 
I preach of how not to allow Monday blues to rule your Mondays...but today?! The blues have ruled a better part of my day today. I am going to sleep today and hope that my tomorrow will be much better, I hope that today was my last day to be a Caterpillar and that tomorrow, I will be a butterfly. 










Pics by Drix of Drix Photography

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

GULLIBLE KENYANS (yes we are)

We  were all brought up believing in an Omnipresent God before we changed to believing in what we believe in today. So,before I go on baseless rant here, I would like to confirm that yes, I am a believer of the Holy Trinity(The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit) and yes I know that there is power in  prayers, am a living testimony of it, the almost tangible feeling of relief when you cast your burdens unto the Lord and letting him fight my battles. I may not go to church every Sunday but I have a very close relationship with my Creator and so yes am going to take this opportunity and ignore science and the whole evolution story.



So there is this Victor Kanyari's story doing rounds in social media. I even heard that the DVD is selling like hot cake and I am very sure it has made some believers to sit in the congregations not paying too much attention to what their spiritual leaders are saying but rather looking for hints and clues that they are not for real and that they are just like VK.  I do not dispute the fact that there are times we get cornered by situations, those moments when our prayers seems like they're not working or reaching heaven and we become so uncertain of our future. The thing is, we all have problems and yes we all need help but some of us pass the point of help. Searching for answers everywhere and anywhere will only result to our curiosity being paid off by cruelty then we get filled with regrets. Really; you meet someone in the streets and they tell you to give them your money claiming they'll multiply it and you give them! Why cant you ask yourself the simple question ; 'if they can really do that, why haven't they done it for themselves to get off the streets?' Someone asking for money to perform miracles and Christians pay?! I wonder which Bible people are reading because even Jesus performed miracles for free. It's a society where people want to be successful so badly that they stop thinking and that is why  we will continue to meet the Victor Kanyari's in their different forms and styles and wait for Jicho Pevu to give us those rude wake-up calls.


We are a very confused if not confusing society, a very toxic one. A society where people are so bitter, angry, salty and very much ready to transfer their frustration to the person who dares to twitch, make a comment or even look towards their direction!  A society that has men turning their heads to look at the; light skinned ladies, bootylicious' ladies, boobylicious' ladies in the streets but on the other hand start name calling on Vera Sidika when she decided to have them all in one package and strip women of their clothes. A society where people shamelessly wants to be your BFF even if they resisted and fought you in the beginning of your journey.  A society where people only want to be associated with things that are big and luxurious and the already successful humans!A good example is the Lupita Nyong'o's  story when she started her acting career in Kenya but since now she has awards in her name and has gained a lot of titles she is proudly ours now...



The other example is the Nigerian movies. When our film industry was busy trying to compete with Hollywood faking and forcing some serious British accents and most of the time programs that were not relevant to most of us, wondering what name to give, Kenwood or riverwood, the Nigerians, came out proudly and started doing films..serious balanced films true to who they are and instead of the fake accents, they used their own  pidgin English proudly. Kenyans being Kenyans, we went on critic rampage and termed it as not cool. What is happening today though? Our artistes want to sound Nigerian, forcing the pidgin English accents and our actors? Nollywood is currently their Hollywood, their definition of success. They now want to feature in the Nigerian films so bad. I will not even talk about our girls with the west African men.



Its us to change, which I can already tell that is falling on itchy ears. Lets grow because if we jump we'll never believe. Lets mold and develop things and not wait when someone else has done it to start doing the copy and paste' thing'...
Thank goodness for the success of Lupita
now growing natural hair is a cool thing'.



NyaKenya Wairimu

 Lupita Nyong'o's pictures from her facebook page
John Ibu's picture fromThe Eagle Online wesite
Evolution Picture from Funny As Duck Website